The best Pokemon name in the world.


a support group for young women that are consistently attracted to women twice their age

I know I’m not a conventional beauty. You can read a lot of painful things on the Internet, which criticise you aesthetically - but as far as I’m concerned, that’s not what an actress is.  — Natalie Dormer




yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.


Cutie Pie


Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.






The whole show:

The whole show:image

The whole show:


The whole show:


The whole show:






The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though


i dont know whats happening in this post


Ffffirst Homestuck fanart. Oooh, Mr. Strider, oooh.

And now have a list of reasons why I will always prefer whitehaired Daves to blonde:

  2. You know how Hussie is, you can never read too much into things. Skaia is a checkerboard, Derse and Prospit has these white and black chessmen, so I figure if Jade and John are the black, then Rose and Dave are not “supposedly blond”, but actually white. I DUNNO, IT WORKS IN MY HEAD
  3. White hair looks good with blood? 8D 8D 8D

(I’m sorry, these really are terrible and shallow reasons, HE HE OH WELL)

"…and then you may learn that some roses have steel thorns."


I’m going to buy all of the Pocket Trolls. No one can have them except for me. I will use my Pocket Troll army to kill all of the idiot criminals. BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. 


Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)





do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now



#I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie




You know what? I don’t even care if this is a joke. I don’t care about all the Stacy’s Mom Dave Strider covers in the world. Look at this girl. Look at this sixteen year old girl who has had her affections crushed, who has been called fat and other assorted horrible names by an immature alien, who has put up with Jake English whining about his relationship issues for SIX MONTHS and didn’t say a goddamn thing about how much it hurt her until she snapped, who was reduced to no words when Dirk told her he had been mistaken when he’d made her the leader, who is positive her father is dead, and who is currently possessed by an evil troll empress against her will. Now look at this girl that was the first human female to wear pants in-comic, that enjoys masculine things without sacrificing her love for baking or girly sleepovers, that isn’t ashamed to be a total cutie of a nerd, that never sacrificed her friendship with Dirk even if they were both crushing on Jake, who never held it against them even though she is often portrayed as the jealous exgirlfriend. Look at this girl that can swing around a giant fucking fork/trident with ease like a complete and total badass and still turn around and use “shucks buster” unironically. Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot. Jane Crocker deserves to blush. Jane Crocker deserves Channing Tatum in a well tailored suit on a bed of roses who will tell her she’s beautiful no matter what and that she is the smartest, sweetest, most down to earth girl he’s ever met. And I am so glad that even for one panel that really amounts to nothing more than a joke, she’s potentially flustered, cute, happy, whatever you wanna call it even if it’s shown through a very Dave-like way and while she’s still possessed. She deserves to have affection shown towards her because when you think about it he is the first person to ever tell her she’s hot, that she is actually attractive, even if his only knowledge of her amounts to “John’s hot mom.” Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot and so much more. And if Dave Strider will write sonnets of weird obtuse metaphors about her hotness while she chuckles along and occasionally blushes than hell fucking yeah I ship it.